Humour

… a young lady from Guelph won the right for women to go topless in Ontario. Sadly, it never caught on.

Not only that, it would mean each of us would have to lift 250 pounds and with my back… I couldn’t ask her to lift it by herself.

They do hibernate, that’s true, and they do wake up at this time of year, but it isn’t the weather that awakens them it is the urge to mate.

But if he was so great, why isn’t there a statue of him in every park in the United States?

I find that remarkable since I have to phone my son in Barrie to see if I should wear a warm jacket if we are going to his house.

You didn’t see that in the regular movie version. I pay extra for a porn channel version. It’s expensive but it’s worth it.

I was sorry to see Jimmy go. I watched him all the time, not for his message, but to hear him play the piano.

The rumour that I had become a bit of a heretic seems to have become common knowledge, even the Jehovah’s Witnesses and Mormons have stopped dropping by.

… he will remember this column thinking, ‘I hope that jerk Foster isn’t out there. He knows next to nothing about jazz, or anything else by the looks of him.

If Donald Trump had one like that Stormy Daniels would have paid him $130,000.