Humour

I suspect what the medical people are suggesting is when couples go to sleep they must not face each other.

Even then I got skunked, while the rest of the muleteers were chasing the lovely Aldonza (Mary Jo Masterson) all around the stage, Jackson had me stand there like a dummy and sing.

I understand the need for security when a famous person needs an eye opener first thing in the morning, but shuttling 34 Australians, a couple of Yanks, and two touring diplomats from Orillia, Ontario, to a graveyard is going a bit too far.

I don’t think it was an asp that bit her, I think it was where she was bitten…

The giant statue of David along with his private parts is on display in Florence.

It’s not too hard to imagine which painting sold within the hour and which one is still standing in a corner of his loft covered with an oily rag and 481 years of dust.

In an attempt to add variety to our diet and hopefully reduce the gas pains to the occasional mind-boggling burst of pure agony, I began to slip out to the local restaurants to bring home take-out.

It was built of gopherwood you know and gopherwood doesn’t come cheap. Plus he’d need a whack of nails and they’d have to be copper-plated.

… I recommend keeping your mouth shut. No matter what you say or how apropos the remark is to the conversation, your idiotic wisecrack will come back to haunt you forever.

“Alas, your Lordship, it is not a parking ticket I have come about. I’m afraid her Ladyship has the populace in a tizzy. As a matter of fact they can see her tizzy and several more points of interest besides.”