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Once Australians figure out why the water in the toilet flushes the wrong way, it won’t be long before they get electricity and someday in the distant future, TV movies.

But what if a thousand years from now, all men look like Doug Ford? Or worse, what if they look like me?

I am offering (at no charge) a short quiz that will tell you if you are in any danger of spending the night in an 8’ X 8’ cell that once housed Al Capone.

Almost all great inventions have been the result of a miscalculation or the complete misreading of someone else’s notes.

That ended badly as I recall; the young chap’s bagpipes had to be removed by a surgeon.