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Plotholes

February 28, 2021March 1, 2021 Sunonline/Orillia Humour, Jim Foster

Do you know what is wrong with that movie? Why would Eliza Doolittle, a good-looking chick if there ever was one, settle on a bonehead like ‘enry ‘iggins?

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A Well-Read Man

February 21, 2021February 21, 2021 Sunonline/Orillia Humour, Jim Foster

I have to admit the sciences were not my strong suits when I was in high school, in fact there are some who say I had no strong suits in school at all.

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Thoughts On Sex, A Lot Of Thoughts

February 14, 2021February 14, 2021 Sunonline/Orillia Humour, Jim Foster

I must say I have mixed opinions on the subject of senior sex. I am all for it if both participants are heavily insured.

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Not Exactly A College Education

February 7, 2021February 7, 2021 Sunonline/Orillia Humour, Jim Foster

I have learned that the health care of Canadians is not under the guidance of the nation’s health professionals as we once believed.

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It Will Come to Me

January 31, 2021January 31, 2021 Sunonline/Orillia Humour, Jim Foster

To the best of my knowledge I have never said anything that will live through the centuries, well maybe one. It was about brassieres.

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Any Club That Would Have Me As A Member…

January 24, 2021January 26, 2021 Sunonline/Orillia Humour, Jim Foster

To be honest I cannot remember who else was a recipient of this cherished award that evening since towards the end of the ceremony, we all fell down…

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Who Buys This Stuff?

January 17, 2021January 17, 2021 Sunonline/Orillia Humour, Jim Foster

… the kids will have to sell the furniture sitting beside the For Sale sign on the lawn to raise enough money to bury you

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Bye 2020, Hello 2021

January 10, 2021January 11, 2021 Sunonline/Orillia Humour, Jim Foster

Somehow Mary and I sipping warm milk at midnight while staring out the window at the snow didn’t seem to compare with last year’s festivities when the police raided our friends’ house.

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A 20/20 Perspective, Or What’s Happened Since We Thought The World Could End

January 3, 2021January 3, 2021 Sunonline/Orillia Humour, Jim Foster

Up here in God’s country, Jean Chretien was our Prime Minister and will long be remembered for putting a choke-hold on a protester teaching us all that you don’t screw around with Canadian politicians.

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An Orillia Christmas Tale

December 27, 2020December 27, 2020 Sunonline/Orillia Humour, Jim Foster

The SPCA reported that the reindeer appeared to be well fed but may have been drinking since the lead animal’s nose was bright red.

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