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NDAs Don’t Mean Anything – After A Few Decades

March 26, 2023March 26, 2023 Sunonline/Orillia Humour, Jim Foster

Walter got downsized in the morning and was working after lunch for considerably more money and a car.

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The Illustrated Peter Principal

March 19, 2023March 19, 2023 Sunonline/Orillia Humour, Jim Foster

The brass went out for lunch at an Italian restaurant on the northeast corner of Colborne and Andrew Street. I needed to tell you that because…

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Shortcomings In Education

March 12, 2023March 12, 2023 Sunonline/Orillia Humour, Jim Foster

I am almost ashamed to say that the next paragraph was a rather vicious attack on the board of directors of Canada’s big banks

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I Was A Normal Kid And Other Tall Tales

March 5, 2023March 5, 2023 Sunonline/Orillia Humour, Jim Foster

Now fearing my imminent demise, I poured a small dram of Glenfiddick and drifted into my usual day-dream.

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At A School Like This You Don’t Have To Be The Class Clown

February 26, 2023February 26, 2023 Sunonline/Orillia Humour, Jim Foster

Most of the boys in the class started to save for one.

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Nursery Rhymes Are Short On Accuracy

February 19, 2023February 19, 2023 Sunonline/Orillia Humour, Jim Foster

Now here’s where it gets strange. There is nothing in the poem to suggest Mr. Dumpty was an egg.

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You Don’t Say

February 12, 2023February 12, 2023 Sunonline/Orillia Humour, Jim Foster

It was fairly common knowledge around Greece that Narcissus was not what one would call the sharpest knife in the drawer.

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Stolen Headline: Jolie, Pitt Spark Explosive Chemistry

February 5, 2023February 5, 2023 Sunonline/Orillia Humour, Jim Foster

How they got in there I have no idea. At that moment I was in the kitchen trying to dry the couch cushions.

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Watching Is Better Than Doing

January 29, 2023January 29, 2023 Sunonline/Orillia Humour, Jim Foster

He should be lying home in bed,
Instead where is he, likely dead.

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You Asked

January 22, 2023January 22, 2023 Sunonline/Orillia Humour, Jim Foster

I usually pretend to wave at someone across the street and quietly slip away.

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