Jim Foster

On the other hand, it would be comforting to know the guy you just married, doesn’t look a day older than the day he flew by your house in 1937.

What I want to know is why is it every woman who has even worked for the CIA, NCIS, FBI, OSS or any other criminal investigation service in the United States can just open the door, march down the stairs like they own the place

None of the Big Three auto manufacturers cared enough for their fellow man to put any research into the most aggravating problem of watching films in the great outdoors — foggy windows.

I used to tell my tragedies to Bob Morris at the Legion but Bob hadn’t read the Code so he just turned off the lights, locked the door and went home. The custodian let me out in the morning.

Do you remember years ago when one dating strategy was checking out someone’s sign before you asked him or her out?

The ambulance arrived within minutes but ran into an unforeseen complication.

Once a person reaches 950, a crowd jumping out from behind the couch yelling, Happy Birthday is usually fatal.