Jim Foster

Canada, our Canada, where everyone over fifty has to watch an American weather channel in the morning to try and figure out what the temperature is.

But I’m not here to praise Americans, what I’m here to tell you is we are Canadians and we are better than anyone else.

One of his crew always had a band-aid on a knee or shin, a couple stitches happened along the way. Life. Never stopped them.

If we weren’t sure about something, we fed it to a younger kid and kept an eye on him for a few minutes.

I do not understand the Celsius system having been brought up using Fahrenheit (the system God intended for us to use.

As marvelous as Ed’s work was, one of his descendants did something even greater. His great-great (several times over) grandson Bruce Jenner had an operation that changed a world-class male athlete into a remarkably homely woman.

And even if they find a room somewhere and Tom gets lucky what are they going to do with Jonah, make him stand out in the hall?

When Brian Mulroney was elected Prime Minister I thought he was replacing Sir Robert Borden and Sir Bob was famous only because he had a cow named Elsie.

“In that case, good morning, we’re from the Los Angeles Police Department. My name is Ben Romaro and this is my partner, Joe Friday.”

‘That’s a good boy, Waldo. By the way, your father said some of his beer is missing and his vodka seems a bit watery. Better keep an eye on your sister.’