Humour

‘That’s a good boy, Waldo. By the way, your father said some of his beer is missing and his vodka seems a bit watery. Better keep an eye on your sister.’

Can’t you see the three witches being played by the Golden Girls, with Estelle Getty as the fourth witch in Scotland for a single malt tasting?

The servers are now asking us to pay in advance since we might not make it to the end.

I suspect what the medical people are suggesting is when couples go to sleep they must not face each other.

Even then I got skunked, while the rest of the muleteers were chasing the lovely Aldonza (Mary Jo Masterson) all around the stage, Jackson had me stand there like a dummy and sing.

I understand the need for security when a famous person needs an eye opener first thing in the morning, but shuttling 34 Australians, a couple of Yanks, and two touring diplomats from Orillia, Ontario, to a graveyard is going a bit too far.

I don’t think it was an asp that bit her, I think it was where she was bitten…

The giant statue of David along with his private parts is on display in Florence.

It’s not too hard to imagine which painting sold within the hour and which one is still standing in a corner of his loft covered with an oily rag and 481 years of dust.

In an attempt to add variety to our diet and hopefully reduce the gas pains to the occasional mind-boggling burst of pure agony, I began to slip out to the local restaurants to bring home take-out.