Jim Foster

There is a problem when we age, I’m sure you have noticed the rest of the world ages with us. But we assume everyone else is maturing.

I don’t know why I stopped to talk to him in the first place. The next time I see him coming I will cross the street.

We mustn’t confuse any of them with our own CSIS, or the one with the horses, what is that one? Now I remember, the RCMP.

It is easy to blow it in the heat of the moment when the pressure to come up with something is on, like sportscaster Tony Armstrong:

Last night it was Audrey Hepburn who kept me awake most of the night remembering her Eliza Doolittle from My Fair Lady.

… a young lady from Guelph won the right for women to go topless in Ontario. Sadly, it never caught on.

Not only that, it would mean each of us would have to lift 250 pounds and with my back… I couldn’t ask her to lift it by herself.

They do hibernate, that’s true, and they do wake up at this time of year, but it isn’t the weather that awakens them it is the urge to mate.

But if he was so great, why isn’t there a statue of him in every park in the United States?

I find that remarkable since I have to phone my son in Barrie to see if I should wear a warm jacket if we are going to his house.