Humour

A normal person would pitch the book into the blue box and pick up another, but I am not normal, or even close.

Yoga, of course, is a lot more than just a series of exercises. It is also a philosophy of life.

What was I talking about? Oh, my Biblical musical. I have been working on it for three weeks now and I’m still on the begats

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On the other hand, do we really know they are right? I’ve often suspected TV announcers really don’t know one player from another …

He got so used to wearing it he never took it off. His wife told me later that Jacques couldn’t perform in bed unless he had it on.

That’s what they called me back then, Rocket Foster, because I was so fast – that and the shape of my head.

My family and I are deeply sorry for all that Vice-President Cheney and his family have had to go through this week. – Harry Whittington, after Dick Cheney shot him in the face.

This bozo was even at this year’s Canadian Open. What I don’t understand is how he got up here.

Deanna, as everyone knows is half-human and half Betazoid and sometimes at bedtime can be seen wearing this sheer… excuse me I have to go and lie down.