Humour

Nothing turns on a young lady’s romantic desires more than some bozo telling her what to do. Try it at home tonight!

Sometimes after a hard day though, an old stand-by movie can be just the thing you need to help you relax when it is time to sleep.

Then the war came and his longed for love nest was now a home for lost souls and a seven year old kid with his homemade underpants hanging down his leg.

A normal person would pitch the book into the blue box and pick up another, but I am not normal, or even close.

Yoga, of course, is a lot more than just a series of exercises. It is also a philosophy of life.

What was I talking about? Oh, my Biblical musical. I have been working on it for three weeks now and I’m still on the begats

ShareA Geezer’s Notebook, By Jim Foster Way back on the 5th of July, Rosie DiManno of the Toronto Star wrote

On the other hand, do we really know they are right? I’ve often suspected TV announcers really don’t know one player from another …

He got so used to wearing it he never took it off. His wife told me later that Jacques couldn’t perform in bed unless he had it on.

That’s what they called me back then, Rocket Foster, because I was so fast – that and the shape of my head.