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A Book Review

August 31, 2025August 31, 2025 Sunonline/Orillia Humour, Jim Foster

A normal person would pitch the book into the blue box and pick up another, but I am not normal, or even close.

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When They Warn To Consult A Doctor Before Starting An Exercise Program, They Mean A Psychiatrist

August 24, 2025August 24, 2025 Sunonline/Orillia Humour, Jim Foster

Yoga, of course, is a lot more than just a series of exercises. It is also a philosophy of life.

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The Hard Life Of A Writer

August 17, 2025August 17, 2025 Sunonline/Orillia Humour, Jim Foster

What was I talking about? Oh, my Biblical musical. I have been working on it for three weeks now and I’m still on the begats

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When A Limerick Won’t Do

August 10, 2025August 10, 2025 Sunonline/Orillia Humour, Jim Foster

ShareA Geezer’s Notebook, By Jim Foster Way back on the 5th of July, Rosie DiManno of the Toronto Star wrote

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Say It Ten Times, Fast

August 3, 2025August 3, 2025 Sunonline/Orillia Humour, Jim Foster

On the other hand, do we really know they are right? I’ve often suspected TV announcers really don’t know one player from another …

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High Sticking, Icing And Offside All At Once

July 27, 2025July 27, 2025 Sunonline/Orillia Humour, Jim Foster

He got so used to wearing it he never took it off. His wife told me later that Jacques couldn’t perform in bed unless he had it on.

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Hockey Was My Game

July 20, 2025July 20, 2025 Sunonline/Orillia Humour, Jim Foster

That’s what they called me back then, Rocket Foster, because I was so fast – that and the shape of my head.

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Words From The Throne

July 13, 2025July 13, 2025 Sunonline/Orillia Humour, Jim Foster

My family and I are deeply sorry for all that Vice-President Cheney and his family have had to go through this week. – Harry Whittington, after Dick Cheney shot him in the face.

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That One Irritating Guy

June 29, 2025June 29, 2025 Sunonline/Orillia Humour, Jim Foster

This bozo was even at this year’s Canadian Open. What I don’t understand is how he got up here.

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We Are The Final Frontier

June 22, 2025June 22, 2025 Sunonline/Orillia Humour, Jim Foster

Deanna, as everyone knows is half-human and half Betazoid and sometimes at bedtime can be seen wearing this sheer… excuse me I have to go and lie down.

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I suspect what the medical people are suggesting is when couples go to sleep they must not face each other.

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