Jim Foster

I wish I could write something that will live forever, other than my, ‘only a Canadian would have invented the bra. That’s like building a Cadillac with no doors. The only way to get in is climb through the back window,’

In this day and age we forget how important a thumb is. It was the difference between life and death in the Roman Empire.

Even that fine Shakespearean actor, Jackie Chan would be in danger. Although I’ve seen some of his movies and that wouldn’t necessarily be a bad thing.

I better fill you in on the latest tragedy in the Sunshine City.

ShareA Geezer’s Notebook, By Jim Foster A while back I read a fascinating article on the mating habits of Brazilian

Movies were so straight. Roy didn’t even kiss Dale and they were married.

Our musical careers were (I say ‘were’ since I no longer tread the boards as we say in show biz) almost a mirror image of each other’s.

To be honest I don’t remember anyone ever calling the cops to complain about the lateness of the hour.

I was worried since the guide was a good guy and I was a little afraid of what the Australians might do to him.

I didn’t realize it but I saw one of Heinlein’s movies on TV a few years ago, Starship Troopers. I didn’t like it at the time, too much noise and violence and more than a little weird.