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When A Limerick Won’t Do

August 10, 2025August 10, 2025 Sunonline/Orillia Humour, Jim Foster

ShareA Geezer’s Notebook, By Jim Foster Way back on the 5th of July, Rosie DiManno of the Toronto Star wrote

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Say It Ten Times, Fast

August 3, 2025August 3, 2025 Sunonline/Orillia Humour, Jim Foster

On the other hand, do we really know they are right? I’ve often suspected TV announcers really don’t know one player from another …

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High Sticking, Icing And Offside All At Once

July 27, 2025July 27, 2025 Sunonline/Orillia Humour, Jim Foster

He got so used to wearing it he never took it off. His wife told me later that Jacques couldn’t perform in bed unless he had it on.

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Hockey Was My Game

July 20, 2025July 20, 2025 Sunonline/Orillia Humour, Jim Foster

That’s what they called me back then, Rocket Foster, because I was so fast – that and the shape of my head.

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Words From The Throne

July 13, 2025July 13, 2025 Sunonline/Orillia Humour, Jim Foster

My family and I are deeply sorry for all that Vice-President Cheney and his family have had to go through this week. – Harry Whittington, after Dick Cheney shot him in the face.

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That One Irritating Guy

June 29, 2025June 29, 2025 Sunonline/Orillia Humour, Jim Foster

This bozo was even at this year’s Canadian Open. What I don’t understand is how he got up here.

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We Are The Final Frontier

June 22, 2025June 22, 2025 Sunonline/Orillia Humour, Jim Foster

Deanna, as everyone knows is half-human and half Betazoid and sometimes at bedtime can be seen wearing this sheer… excuse me I have to go and lie down.

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Humble As Ever, J. Paul Returns

June 15, 2025June 15, 2025 Sunonline/Orillia Humour, Jim Foster

Yes, today I am offering you a piece of the action, the opportunity to get in on the ground floor of the J. Paul Humble Medonte Mountain Time-Share Resort.

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When I Used To Work

June 8, 2025June 8, 2025 Sunonline/Orillia Humour, Jim Foster

Mary said John won’t let me say ying-yang. I said, yes he will. I’ve read what he says on Facebook.

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The March Of Time, Visualized

June 1, 2025June 1, 2025 Sunonline/Orillia Humour, Jim Foster

It is always a bit of a shocker when we see pics of famous movie stars as they are now. Even some of the sexiest woman of the 50s and 60s seemed to have aged somewhat.

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