Jim Foster

Their check-out machines talk to me, maybe not to you, but they do to me.

One good thing if you get murdered in England, they have a number of excellent detectives over there who will find the guy or gal who did you in within two hours, some of the sharper ones, in an hour.

Had it been a man, he would have thought far enough ahead to take it off first.

I was so exhausted I couldn’t turn my skis and ran right smack into the side of a school bus parked along the way.

Nothing turns on a young lady’s romantic desires more than some bozo telling her what to do. Try it at home tonight!

Sometimes after a hard day though, an old stand-by movie can be just the thing you need to help you relax when it is time to sleep.

Then the war came and his longed for love nest was now a home for lost souls and a seven year old kid with his homemade underpants hanging down his leg.

A normal person would pitch the book into the blue box and pick up another, but I am not normal, or even close.

Yoga, of course, is a lot more than just a series of exercises. It is also a philosophy of life.

What was I talking about? Oh, my Biblical musical. I have been working on it for three weeks now and I’m still on the begats