Jim Foster

Wouldn’t that be a waste of a Viagra pill? And there’s no money back guarantee on those suckers you know.

Getting turned down after waiting all year can be a little off-putting. I know it used to bother me.

I avoid the subject with several of my friends too since it is but a pleasant memory for most of them and is no doubt a blessing for their wives.

You don’t want your wife to know you weren’t listening even though…

Men and women have different outlooks when it comes to youthful romance.

Why I bring all this up is Pierce Brosnan was in last night’s movie and he was, and maybe still is, a centaur.

I can foresee the inevitable happening, an evening of bedtime fun and frolic. Herein I see the problem.

Fortunately Little Jimmy Dating Service has a formula for gifts for such occasions developed by a group of scientists who for reasons no one can fathom are still single.

I have watched the ladies bath scene in the movie version of Much Ado About Nothing seventeen, possibly eighteen, times…

She lost by the way, but no one even noticed until someone checked the records twelve years later.