Jim Foster

ShareA Geezer’s Notebook, By Jim Foster A couple of weeks ago I read an article in the Toronto Star about

I’m sure there are couples out there today who married fifty years ago for the simple reason that one of them wanted to and the other didn’t know how to say no.

Of course, the government will have to figure some way to collect the sales tax every time you pee in the tank. If anyone can, Queens Park and Ottawa will do it.

I can’t begin to count the number of teens I have helped enter the complicated world of dating and interpersonal relationships.

Why a wild animal, or for that matter any thinking creature, would want to go to Barrie at any time is a bit of a mystery.

It is difficult to show the girl of your dreams (or your wife) that you are brave and manly. Fortunately I can suggest a few things…

But as I was about to say, there are several signs that the man waiting at the front of the church is not the man for you.

You know what I can never find, ballpoint pens.

True story, I once worked all day typing 60 pages of a book on Word Perfect and when…

Orillia Water Light and Power would stand me on the end of the town dock during power outages so cruisers wouldn’t drive into the side of the Legion in the fog or the dark of night.