Jim Foster

I was appalled and had to be taken away in an ambulance

The gentleman should high-five his way down the line. If he is over seventy, his fellow male theatre devotees should give him a standing ovation.

I can’t recall the square of the hypotenuse of a right angled triangle coming into a conversation too many times over the years. And if it did there was alcohol involved.

Granted it isn’t as easy as it used to be. It’s hard to tip your hat when it’s on backwards and hasn’t been off one’s head since the last shower

Everyone knows men are only partway through the evolutionary process and not responsible for anything they might do no matter how ridiculous

But miracles only happen in fairy tales, and in the long run the prince or the princess waiting at home is still kissing a frog.

Pardon the confusion but I can never figure out if bottoms should be singular or plural.

ShareA Geezer’s Notebook, By Jim Foster Thought for the day: ‘Them’s mighty big oranges and it wouldn’t take too many

No one ever remembers to bring an opener to these things and we will need one since the Scots still won’t have advanced enough to make a twist-top.

However if one allows for the wind from the upcoming American presidential campaign, trail conditions, and the fact it was windy and I was carrying an umbrella, I walked at close to 100 metres in 10.08 seconds.