Jim Foster

A birthday gift. Very good, now, when is the little tyke’s celebrating his birthday?

It was unfortunate that she was unable to grab a towel as she sailed through what was left of the roof before landing on the cake table at the Anglican Church bazaar.

Our biggest problem this year, will be what to do for you, our closest relatives.

Along comes Prince Charming who throws her over the back of a horse and they ride off into the sunset.

… could thee bring back some of those roasted chestnuts thy people make and some popcorn. That would be nice. We planted a box last spring, but it didn’t come up; just some things that look like rows and rows of yellow teeth.

One of the early heroes was Alexander the Great. Alex was apparently overly fond of one of his generals, Hephaestion, but was he really?

I did the only sensible thing I could do, I finished reading the book and went looking through the used book stores for the first book of the trilogy…

I can envision every Bond girl and often do until Mary shakes me awake asking if I am okay and why I am moaning.

John Smith is a great example; there must be hundreds of them in Ontario alone, maybe more, and thousands in Canada.

…that had to be the day the city sent their giant mobile vacuum cleaner down your street, which they never bothered to do before your tree became a money machine.