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If I Was A Script Doctor

March 3, 2024March 3, 2024 Sunonline/Orillia Humour, Jim Foster

You didn’t see that in the regular movie version. I pay extra for a porn channel version. It’s expensive but it’s worth it.

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In It For The Entertainment

February 25, 2024February 25, 2024 Sunonline/Orillia Humour, Jim Foster

I was sorry to see Jimmy go. I watched him all the time, not for his message, but to hear him play the piano.

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On Sainthood: This Seems Like A Good Time

February 18, 2024February 18, 2024 Sunonline/Orillia Humour, Jim Foster

The rumour that I had become a bit of a heretic seems to have become common knowledge, even the Jehovah’s Witnesses and Mormons have stopped dropping by.

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This Is Why We Don’t Let Jim Do Reviews

February 11, 2024February 11, 2024 Sunonline/Orillia Humour, Jim Foster

… he will remember this column thinking, ‘I hope that jerk Foster isn’t out there. He knows next to nothing about jazz, or anything else by the looks of him.

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Grammar, Spelling, And Other Trivial Things

February 4, 2024February 4, 2024 Sunonline/Orillia Humour, Jim Foster

If Donald Trump had one like that Stormy Daniels would have paid him $130,000.

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Everyone’s Trying To Be Yogi Berra

January 28, 2024January 28, 2024 Sunonline/Orillia Humour, Jim Foster

peaking about the Bible and colons, the Toronto Star published a few pages of quotes by famous people who died in 2023. One of them was a statement by the well-known evangelical fruitcake and one-time Republican presidential hopeful, Pat Robertson,

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My #&$@%! Computer

January 21, 2024January 21, 2024 Sunonline/Orillia Humour, Jim Foster

I should have known that any ideas I get in bed will not work. They never have now that I think about it.

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There Once Was A Poet From…

January 14, 2024January 15, 2024 Sunonline/Orillia Humour, Jim Foster

ShareA Geezer’s Notebook, By Jim Foster He stood there with a far-away look in his eye — like a wild

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When Fiction Meets Reality

January 7, 2024January 7, 2024 Sunonline/Orillia Humour, Jim Foster

I remember that evening so well and so does my long-time pal and locker mate, Len Deverell. (It’s funny the things we remember.

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A Yul Story, But Not That Kind

December 31, 2023December 31, 2023 Sunonline/Orillia Humour, Jim Foster

What might have been a sterling idea when you are half asleep turns out to be amazingly stupid in the morning.

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