Jim Foster

peaking about the Bible and colons, the Toronto Star published a few pages of quotes by famous people who died in 2023. One of them was a statement by the well-known evangelical fruitcake and one-time Republican presidential hopeful, Pat Robertson,

I should have known that any ideas I get in bed will not work. They never have now that I think about it.

ShareA Geezer’s Notebook, By Jim Foster He stood there with a far-away look in his eye — like a wild

I remember that evening so well and so does my long-time pal and locker mate, Len Deverell. (It’s funny the things we remember.

What might have been a sterling idea when you are half asleep turns out to be amazingly stupid in the morning.

“Where in hell is the flippin’ bus?”

A birthday gift. Very good, now, when is the little tyke’s celebrating his birthday?

It was unfortunate that she was unable to grab a towel as she sailed through what was left of the roof before landing on the cake table at the Anglican Church bazaar.

Our biggest problem this year, will be what to do for you, our closest relatives.

Along comes Prince Charming who throws her over the back of a horse and they ride off into the sunset.