The Important Question Is At The End
Once a person reaches 950, a crowd jumping out from behind the couch yelling, Happy Birthday is usually fatal.
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Humour
Obsessed Once Again
Does this stuff really work? I had a triple bypass in 1986 and again in 2012; can I use this? And if I do, should I have an ambulance idling in the driveway?
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Something’s Twisted Into A Knot
Knowing how embarrassing that must have been for him, I only told a few dozen people.
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I Have A Concession
Nowhere is it mentioned what the wine sales were at the first Olympic Game in Greece when all the athletes ran around bare naked, but if all they had was that dreadful Retsina I would say they were close to nothing.
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Keeping Abreast Of The Times
So far results are disappointing. The air-filled models have a tendency to go flat – especially if the wearer plays darts
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What A Way To Go
It’s always sad when a centenarian passes on. And yet it is at the same time a wonderful opportunity to rejoice and look back over Bubba’s life.
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I Remember Harold. Who Wouldn’t?
Isn’t it odd we remember some of the kids but not all? I can still picture a boy in Grade 5 named Harold.
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Spoonin’ with Julia
There is an odd-looking device in there I thought might be some sort of bust-line enhancing device. It is made of rubber and cone shaped…
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Genius Is Only One Quality
Perhaps the greatest mystery of our time is why a man with the massive intellect of Albert Einstein couldn’t find someone who could give him a half-decent haircut.
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This Advice Is A Real Piece Of Art
I am by nature, a kind man.
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