Operation Great Easter Egg Hunt
ShareBy John Swartz Saturday morning downtown Orillia will be infested with foreign objects, and kids are going to be sent
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Humour
I Could Be A Contender, But…
I’m afraid I developed quite a reputation and to this day my picture is on the wall at Danforth Tech with a big red circle around it and an “X” across my face.
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Ay, To The Proof
His writing style is much improved although as I mentioned previously, his hand-writing is abysmal. If it doesn’t improve in the next semester, we may have to insist he switch to pre-med.
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Sage Advice For Young Men
Marriage is a partnership and as in most partnerships there is a Senior Partner and a Junior Partner.
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Fragmented Memories (The Wrap Up)
Overnight we stopped being snotty-nosed little kids and became men of the world, bon vivants if you will.
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Fragmented Memories (Next To Last)
For a guy who was supposed to be so damn smart about jungle stuff, he was one dumb bunny if you ask me. For the life of me, I could never see what Jane saw in him.
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Fragmented Memories (Smack In The Middle)
Now I love Sharon, although I wish she’d stop calling me, but Sharon would be blown away if she ever slapped leather with Alan Ladd or Jack Palance.
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Fragmented Memories (4 More Parts, Really?)
Someone in the crowd should have called out, “We’re the Chosen People and we have to cut the ends off our what?”
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Fragmented Memories (In 5 Parts)
If Sound of Music was an accurate portrayal of a pre-war Austrian’s sex life, I’m surprised there are any new Austrians at all.
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Take The Day Off
Federal employees don’t get the day off, so bills will still be delivered by Canada Post.
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