Humour

I can foresee the inevitable happening, an evening of bedtime fun and frolic. Herein I see the problem.

Fortunately Little Jimmy Dating Service has a formula for gifts for such occasions developed by a group of scientists who for reasons no one can fathom are still single.

I have watched the ladies bath scene in the movie version of Much Ado About Nothing seventeen, possibly eighteen, times…

She lost by the way, but no one even noticed until someone checked the records twelve years later.

Back in December (see I told you this column was going to go all over the place) there an article on wine with suggestions…

… trying to explain to his mother where the blonde came from and you know she’s won’t believe a word of it. His old man is no help. He just stands there grinning.

Sometimes we fall asleep and when we wake up we don’t remember if we are just starting or whether it’s time for a shower.

For you ladies, perhaps you are thinking about a little something for the old guy sleeping in the chair across the room wearing a torn undershirt and pajama bottoms with the bum out.