Humour

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No one ever remembers to bring an opener to these things and we will need one since the Scots still won’t have advanced enough to make a twist-top.

However if one allows for the wind from the upcoming American presidential campaign, trail conditions, and the fact it was windy and I was carrying an umbrella, I walked at close to 100 metres in 10.08 seconds.

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I’m sure there are couples out there today who married fifty years ago for the simple reason that one of them wanted to and the other didn’t know how to say no.

Of course, the government will have to figure some way to collect the sales tax every time you pee in the tank. If anyone can, Queens Park and Ottawa will do it.

I can’t begin to count the number of teens I have helped enter the complicated world of dating and interpersonal relationships.

Why a wild animal, or for that matter any thinking creature, would want to go to Barrie at any time is a bit of a mystery.

It is difficult to show the girl of your dreams (or your wife) that you are brave and manly. Fortunately I can suggest a few things…

But as I was about to say, there are several signs that the man waiting at the front of the church is not the man for you.