Music Reminds Me Of, Something
I used to tell my tragedies to Bob Morris at the Legion but Bob hadn’t read the Code so he just turned off the lights, locked the door and went home. The custodian let me out in the morning.
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Jim Foster
Jim Foster columns
Rocket Science Is Easier
Obviously it’s our brains that interpret and control all this stuff, which makes it extremely difficult for those of us who don’t have one.
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And The Sign Says
Do you remember years ago when one dating strategy was checking out someone’s sign before you asked him or her out?
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Ritual Delayed
The ambulance arrived within minutes but ran into an unforeseen complication.
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Time Out For This Important Message
No doubt you will recall this isn’t the first time I have gone nuts over TV stations ruing a good movie by slashing the crap out of it
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The Important Question Is At The End
Once a person reaches 950, a crowd jumping out from behind the couch yelling, Happy Birthday is usually fatal.
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Obsessed Once Again
Does this stuff really work? I had a triple bypass in 1986 and again in 2012; can I use this? And if I do, should I have an ambulance idling in the driveway?
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Something’s Twisted Into A Knot
Knowing how embarrassing that must have been for him, I only told a few dozen people.
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I Have A Concession
Nowhere is it mentioned what the wine sales were at the first Olympic Game in Greece when all the athletes ran around bare naked, but if all they had was that dreadful Retsina I would say they were close to nothing.
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Keeping Abreast Of The Times
So far results are disappointing. The air-filled models have a tendency to go flat – especially if the wearer plays darts
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