Jim Foster

Almost all great inventions have been the result of a miscalculation or the complete misreading of someone else’s notes.

That ended badly as I recall; the young chap’s bagpipes had to be removed by a surgeon.

I got another 50, but this time on condition I never traveled any further east than Brockville and I can only drive through St. Boniface, Manitoba if I am bound and gagged and lying on the back seat.

His formula shook the very foundations of the scientific world or would have if anyone knew what he was talking about.

Most men would be overjoyed if their wives could finally find a recipe for a jelly that wouldn’t bounce from the floor to the ceiling.

I’m sure we have all had the experience of hanging our shorts out on the line and when we look out they’ve disappeared.

There were bare bums in the movie, I remembered that much from the original viewing but I realized this time the bums were…

I don’t really care who wrote the plays except I have a copy of King Lear that the Bard personally autographed.

Nor should we overlook the contributions of those poor souls with no medical training who bravely offered themselves as test subjects in risky experiments.

I had the golden opportunity to delve into something deep, even wonderful and I have to go and spoil it by writing something stupid.