Jim Foster

I think e-cars are a scam and someday some poor sap will be barrelling down the 400 and the plug will come out of the wall.

For one thing it would have been too long and more importantly I couldn’t see Playboy printing it without adding naked women and that of course I would never allow.

Do you know what is wrong with that movie? Why would Eliza Doolittle, a good-looking chick if there ever was one, settle on a bonehead like ‘enry ‘iggins?

I have to admit the sciences were not my strong suits when I was in high school, in fact there are some who say I had no strong suits in school at all.

I must say I have mixed opinions on the subject of senior sex. I am all for it if both participants are heavily insured.

I have learned that the health care of Canadians is not under the guidance of the nation’s health professionals as we once believed.

To the best of my knowledge I have never said anything that will live through the centuries, well maybe one. It was about brassieres.

To be honest I cannot remember who else was a recipient of this cherished award that evening since towards the end of the ceremony, we all fell down…

… the kids will have to sell the furniture sitting beside the For Sale sign on the lawn to raise enough money to bury you

Somehow Mary and I sipping warm milk at midnight while staring out the window at the snow didn’t seem to compare with last year’s festivities when the police raided our friends’ house.