Jim Foster

ShareA Geezer’s Notebook, By Jim Foster Now I am all in favour of keeping the public safe from injuries. I

One night I fell off the stage and nobody knew I was gone until the janitorial staff vacuumed me up in the morning.

Yes my friends, so many great Canadians. We are a race set apart by God because we are different – and we are different.

Oh sure, sometimes our inventors distinguish themselves and make a fortune. But always by accident…

… that year we beat Barrie in the playoffs which we did quite regularly. Even today I could hustle up a team and we could do it again.

I have the original speech in the computer and I am pretty sure it’s mine; but it seems far too brilliant for a bozo like me.

I was going to go on from there and count all my cousins but my calculator exploded.

I know they still make 3-D movies, but I can only remember seeing one. I thought they would have been so perfected by now the heroine would sit on your lap and watch the show with you…

I was so disgusted I taped it.

I could go into the office, but the last time the doorman wouldn’t let me in. He didn’t recognise me.