Jim Foster

Paris was a Trojan, although he refused to wear one.

As I am sure you know, it is required by terms of the British North America Act that the brighter citizens of Ontario travel to Manitoba every few years to bring some measure of civilization to that backward province.

And Goliath did flee like the wind crying out, “I’m sorry, I’m sorry.” and disappearethed o’er the mountaintop. Lo, didst David flang a day-old bagel and it also disappearethed o’er the crest.

Instead of their top guns working on isosceles triangles, squared hypotenuses and the weight of bodies immersed in water, someone should have been thinking long and hard about zippers.

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One night I fell off the stage and nobody knew I was gone until the janitorial staff vacuumed me up in the morning.

Yes my friends, so many great Canadians. We are a race set apart by God because we are different – and we are different.

Oh sure, sometimes our inventors distinguish themselves and make a fortune. But always by accident…

… that year we beat Barrie in the playoffs which we did quite regularly. Even today I could hustle up a team and we could do it again.