Humour

… it turned out to be okay, it was just Mary holding a pillow over my face. She said it was the only way she could keep the neighbours from hearing me shouting.

The next ride I switched over to the swan where I could at least stretch my legs, as short as they are.

May I suggest whenever we go shopping don’t go writing a list we will lose on the way,

We may have to make a few minor changes to the tune to fit it all in, but that’s not my problem.

I think e-cars are a scam and someday some poor sap will be barrelling down the 400 and the plug will come out of the wall.

For one thing it would have been too long and more importantly I couldn’t see Playboy printing it without adding naked women and that of course I would never allow.

Do you know what is wrong with that movie? Why would Eliza Doolittle, a good-looking chick if there ever was one, settle on a bonehead like ‘enry ‘iggins?

I have to admit the sciences were not my strong suits when I was in high school, in fact there are some who say I had no strong suits in school at all.

I must say I have mixed opinions on the subject of senior sex. I am all for it if both participants are heavily insured.

I have learned that the health care of Canadians is not under the guidance of the nation’s health professionals as we once believed.