Jim’s Almost Advice Missive
Before I get into more serious matters, let me say a word or several about the consumption of alcoholic beverages.
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Jim Foster
Jim Foster columns
Warning Message
Nevertheless there were unwritten warnings, rumours mostly, about certain things we should never do. Of course we did them anyway.
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My So-Called Wardrobe
A clerk, or some clown whose idea of fun obviously is to make someone look like an idiot and pay for the privilege, sold me a pair of casual pants
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No Time To Tie (Yourself Into A Knot)
What good is having a bunch of guys with licenses to kill if you don’t use them now and then?
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Double Take
I once dated twins and they fooled me for a month or two, but one night as I was kissing one goodnight…
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A Different John
Some accidents are understandable like, ‘accidentally swallowed guitar pick.’
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From Chinese Food to Pets
We went into the Second World War on the advice of a man who got his information from a creature who thought Hitler was the Dachshund across the street.
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Oh Super, He’s Thinking Again
On the other hand, it would be comforting to know the guy you just married, doesn’t look a day older than the day he flew by your house in 1937.
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Help A Poor Guy Out
What I want to know is why is it every woman who has even worked for the CIA, NCIS, FBI, OSS or any other criminal investigation service in the United States can just open the door, march down the stairs like they own the place
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It Hardly Seemed Worth It
None of the Big Three auto manufacturers cared enough for their fellow man to put any research into the most aggravating problem of watching films in the great outdoors — foggy windows.
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