Jim Foster

It was a marvelous ball, except the band failed to show and everyone danced to a Cape Breton fiddler who only knew one song and even that one, not too well.

Granted the ugly duckling did turn into a beautiful swan, but he later died in the Copenhagen Zoo when the crocodile sharing his pond fancied a fowl supper.

Wouldn’t that be a waste of a Viagra pill? And there’s no money back guarantee on those suckers you know.

Getting turned down after waiting all year can be a little off-putting. I know it used to bother me.

I avoid the subject with several of my friends too since it is but a pleasant memory for most of them and is no doubt a blessing for their wives.

You don’t want your wife to know you weren’t listening even though…

Men and women have different outlooks when it comes to youthful romance.

Why I bring all this up is Pierce Brosnan was in last night’s movie and he was, and maybe still is, a centaur.

I can foresee the inevitable happening, an evening of bedtime fun and frolic. Herein I see the problem.

Fortunately Little Jimmy Dating Service has a formula for gifts for such occasions developed by a group of scientists who for reasons no one can fathom are still single.