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Jim’s Almost Advice Missive

November 24, 2019November 24, 2019 Sunonline/Orillia Humour, Jim Foster

Before I get into more serious matters, let me say a word or several about the consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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Warning Message

November 17, 2019November 17, 2019 Sunonline/Orillia Humour, Jim Foster

Nevertheless there were unwritten warnings, rumours mostly, about certain things we should never do. Of course we did them anyway.

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No Time To Tie (Yourself Into A Knot)

November 3, 2019November 3, 2019 Sunonline/Orillia Humour, Jim Foster

What good is having a bunch of guys with licenses to kill if you don’t use them now and then?

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Double Take

October 27, 2019October 27, 2019 Sunonline/Orillia Humour, Jim Foster

I once dated twins and they fooled me for a month or two, but one night as I was kissing one goodnight…

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A Different John

October 20, 2019October 20, 2019 Sunonline/Orillia Humour, Jim Foster

Some accidents are understandable like, ‘accidentally swallowed guitar pick.’

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Oh Super, He’s Thinking Again

October 6, 2019October 6, 2019 Sunonline/Orillia Humour, Jim Foster

On the other hand, it would be comforting to know the guy you just married, doesn’t look a day older than the day he flew by your house in 1937.

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Help A Poor Guy Out

September 29, 2019September 29, 2019 Sunonline/Orillia Humour, Jim Foster

What I want to know is why is it every woman who has even worked for the CIA, NCIS, FBI, OSS or any other criminal investigation service in the United States can just open the door, march down the stairs like they own the place

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It Hardly Seemed Worth It

September 22, 2019September 28, 2019 Sunonline/Orillia Humour, Jim Foster

None of the Big Three auto manufacturers cared enough for their fellow man to put any research into the most aggravating problem of watching films in the great outdoors — foggy windows.

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Music Reminds Me Of, Something

September 15, 2019September 28, 2019 Sunonline/Orillia Humour, Jim Foster

I used to tell my tragedies to Bob Morris at the Legion but Bob hadn’t read the Code so he just turned off the lights, locked the door and went home. The custodian let me out in the morning.

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Rocket Science Is Easier

September 8, 2019September 28, 2019 Sunonline/Orillia Humour, Jim Foster

Obviously it’s our brains that interpret and control all this stuff, which makes it extremely difficult for those of us who don’t have one.

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