You Seein’ A Pattern Here?
… trying to explain to his mother where the blonde came from and you know she’s won’t believe a word of it. His old man is no help. He just stands there grinning.
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Humour
A Modest Proposal
Sometimes we fall asleep and when we wake up we don’t remember if we are just starting or whether it’s time for a shower.
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Mixed Signals
In my defence, I should explain I am not good at deciphering hidden messages.
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More Advice
For you ladies, perhaps you are thinking about a little something for the old guy sleeping in the chair across the room wearing a torn undershirt and pajama bottoms with the bum out.
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Timely Tips
One must be particularly careful when removing the stuffing. A craftsman would never use a spoon or trowel…
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Move Over Dickens, I Got It From Here
He’s carried this Christmas thing way too far. We’ve had a scotch pine in the office since last January and the whole place is jammed with live turkeys. He gives them away to the poor.
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Move Over Dickens
Perhaps you think she drowned in the frigid waters of Lake Couchiching. But no, my friends, she did not, because a merciful God had been looking out for her
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Jim’s Almost Advice Missive
Before I get into more serious matters, let me say a word or several about the consumption of alcoholic beverages.
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Warning Message
Nevertheless there were unwritten warnings, rumours mostly, about certain things we should never do. Of course we did them anyway.
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No Time To Tie (Yourself Into A Knot)
What good is having a bunch of guys with licenses to kill if you don’t use them now and then?
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