Humour

I just happened to mention that their fine product was hard to swallow and for all the good their suppositories did me I might as well have shoved them up…

Any solid matter removed from a cat’s litter box is definitely not reusable since almost all products processed through a cat are highly toxic and are usually classed as biological weaponry.Any solid matter removed from a cat’s litter box is definitely not reusable since almost all products processed through a cat are highly toxic and are usually classed as biological weaponry.

I was taught a priceless lesson that summer, a lesson that has been a guiding principle I have followed religiously all my life.

Whenever I see the 80-year-old CEO of some corporation with a beautiful blonde on his arm, I can’t help wondering if he is going to make a complete ass of himself later.

People do get attached to barnyard animals and I understand that, although getting all googly-eyed over a chicken does seem to be a trifle weird.

Once Australians figure out why the water in the toilet flushes the wrong way, it won’t be long before they get electricity and someday in the distant future, TV movies.

But what if a thousand years from now, all men look like Doug Ford? Or worse, what if they look like me?

I am offering (at no charge) a short quiz that will tell you if you are in any danger of spending the night in an 8’ X 8’ cell that once housed Al Capone.

Almost all great inventions have been the result of a miscalculation or the complete misreading of someone else’s notes.

That ended badly as I recall; the young chap’s bagpipes had to be removed by a surgeon.