Humour

Nine months to the day after an all-afternoon cartoon fest at the Oxford the population of East York rose 27 percent.

Can you imagine what the goose population thought about their particular contribution to the publishing industry of the day?

What if some reporter should be there covering the grand re-opening and there I was standing outside the door along with dozens of other alkies hoping to be the first in line.

But what does all this talk of high finance have to do with you sitting at your little table in the pouring rain?

The odd thing is I remember now that I thought about girls all the time, I just can’t remember why.

ShareA Geezer’s Notebook, By Jim Foster Now (finally) we get into the recipes that will impress your guests and almost

ShareA Geezer’s Notebook, By Jim Foster We begin the actual dinner lessons, the nitty-gritty shall we say, and if you

The great advantage of loading a tray with these surprisingly tantalizing snacks is they can be of any size and they contain absolutely nothing.

If you recall, just before you sat down to dine, and considerably before you killed that bottle of fine wine and threw up on the living room rug…

Swinging doors require hinges, hinges require screw nails, screw nails require a door frame, door frames require more wood.