Jim Foster

We can’t just haul out a facecloth in the middle of the 23rd Psalm and start scrubbing away.

On the way home he dropped off at the armouries and tried to re-enlist.

Just as we were starting to think that maybe this stuff was getting a little far-fetched, the poor slob got caught again.

The decision to switch in the first place was not well-planned and you will note that no politician is bragging about being responsible for such a dumb decision.

I remember Bob for the strapping but also because the teacher said he would be the first Grade 8 pupil to vote. Bob fooled him and is now high up in Doug Ford`s cabinet.

I was never asked to sing again

You would think by now I would have become more aware of what is stylish and what combination makes a man look like an unmade bed.

…what I didn’t understand was that Dries weren’t against drinking alcohol if someone else was paying for it.

And was what was supposedly said on some auspicious occasion really what was said?

With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be cheerful. Strive to be happy.