Jim Foster

With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be cheerful. Strive to be happy.

Of course I was brought up in the United Church and we don’t approve of shenanigans like that at any time.

My sister once threw a hair brush at me, but I don’t remember it becoming an international incident; probably because she missed me.

I think we should have a coronation at least once a week, or failing that at least once every four years when we change councils from one group of ne’er-do-wells to another.

This particular jungle is semi-tropical and in the afternoon the temperature is in the 90s, but once the sun goes down it drops to the low 40s

I believe I was talking about fairway fashion: having seen the way you dress in public, I can readily see you are not going to follow the suggestions of the style columnists in the Toronto Star…

Now think about this, if I was wrong about editors then maybe you and I could be wrong about Galen Weston’s personal situation.

I would have gone in and complained but the dogs just smirked and said, “Prove it.”

Surely there all aren’t crammed into the same satellites with the TV and military people.

…one had to use Eaton’s catalogues or old copies of the Packet and Times, which if you will recall was printed in ink that would never dry.