From Chinese Food to Pets
We went into the Second World War on the advice of a man who got his information from a creature who thought Hitler was the Dachshund across the street.
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Jim Foster
Jim Foster columns
Oh Super, He’s Thinking Again
On the other hand, it would be comforting to know the guy you just married, doesn’t look a day older than the day he flew by your house in 1937.
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Help A Poor Guy Out
What I want to know is why is it every woman who has even worked for the CIA, NCIS, FBI, OSS or any other criminal investigation service in the United States can just open the door, march down the stairs like they own the place
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It Hardly Seemed Worth It
None of the Big Three auto manufacturers cared enough for their fellow man to put any research into the most aggravating problem of watching films in the great outdoors — foggy windows.
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Music Reminds Me Of, Something
I used to tell my tragedies to Bob Morris at the Legion but Bob hadn’t read the Code so he just turned off the lights, locked the door and went home. The custodian let me out in the morning.
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Rocket Science Is Easier
Obviously it’s our brains that interpret and control all this stuff, which makes it extremely difficult for those of us who don’t have one.
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And The Sign Says
Do you remember years ago when one dating strategy was checking out someone’s sign before you asked him or her out?
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Ritual Delayed
The ambulance arrived within minutes but ran into an unforeseen complication.
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Time Out For This Important Message
No doubt you will recall this isn’t the first time I have gone nuts over TV stations ruing a good movie by slashing the crap out of it
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The Important Question Is At The End
Once a person reaches 950, a crowd jumping out from behind the couch yelling, Happy Birthday is usually fatal.
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