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I Know His Face, But That’s About It

May 5, 2024May 5, 2024 Sunonline/Orillia Humour, Jim Foster

I don’t know why I stopped to talk to him in the first place. The next time I see him coming I will cross the street.

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Speaking In Tongues

April 28, 2024April 29, 2024 Sunonline/Orillia Humour, Jim Foster

We mustn’t confuse any of them with our own CSIS, or the one with the horses, what is that one? Now I remember, the RCMP.

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That’s What They Said

April 21, 2024April 21, 2024 Sunonline/Orillia Humour, Jim Foster

It is easy to blow it in the heat of the moment when the pressure to come up with something is on, like sportscaster Tony Armstrong:

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Fade To Black, The End, What’s Next?

April 14, 2024April 14, 2024 Sunonline/Orillia Humour, Jim Foster

Last night it was Audrey Hepburn who kept me awake most of the night remembering her Eliza Doolittle from My Fair Lady.

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I Remember Perfectly What I Said, And I Have Notes

April 7, 2024April 7, 2024 Sunonline/Orillia Humour, Jim Foster

… a young lady from Guelph won the right for women to go topless in Ontario. Sadly, it never caught on.

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‘Just Looking’ In The Digital Age

March 31, 2024March 31, 2024 Sunonline/Orillia Humour, Jim Foster

Not only that, it would mean each of us would have to lift 250 pounds and with my back… I couldn’t ask her to lift it by herself.

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Let Willy Be

March 24, 2024March 24, 2024 Sunonline/Orillia Humour, Jim Foster

They do hibernate, that’s true, and they do wake up at this time of year, but it isn’t the weather that awakens them it is the urge to mate.

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Forgotten History

March 17, 2024March 17, 2024 Sunonline/Orillia Humour, Jim Foster

But if he was so great, why isn’t there a statue of him in every park in the United States?

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The Trouble With My Fair Lady

March 10, 2024March 10, 2024 Sunonline/Orillia Humour, Jim Foster

I find that remarkable since I have to phone my son in Barrie to see if I should wear a warm jacket if we are going to his house.

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If I Was A Script Doctor

March 3, 2024March 3, 2024 Sunonline/Orillia Humour, Jim Foster

You didn’t see that in the regular movie version. I pay extra for a porn channel version. It’s expensive but it’s worth it.

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