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The two bozos go back to New York where they sit in a bar every night. Tommy drinks and feels sorry for himself and Jeff, well, Jeff just drinks.

Puss in Boots drowned when the Giant from the beanstalk caper misread his first name.

I could never work in men’s fashion, not because I have no taste in clothes, and I haven’t, but because I would never be able to measure a man’s inseam without blushing.

I also learned today that 5% of Americans never make their beds.

There is a problem when we age, I’m sure you have noticed the rest of the world ages with us. But we assume everyone else is maturing.