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Not to sound scholarly, but I wonder if it is just the inevitable evolution of the English language caused by the influx of other cultures and we might as well get used to it.

It was a marvelous ball, except the band failed to show and everyone danced to a Cape Breton fiddler who only knew one song and even that one, not too well.

Granted the ugly duckling did turn into a beautiful swan, but he later died in the Copenhagen Zoo when the crocodile sharing his pond fancied a fowl supper.

Wouldn’t that be a waste of a Viagra pill? And there’s no money back guarantee on those suckers you know.

Getting turned down after waiting all year can be a little off-putting. I know it used to bother me.