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The great advantage of loading a tray with these surprisingly tantalizing snacks is they can be of any size and they contain absolutely nothing.

If you recall, just before you sat down to dine, and considerably before you killed that bottle of fine wine and threw up on the living room rug…

Swinging doors require hinges, hinges require screw nails, screw nails require a door frame, door frames require more wood.

Let us assume you have managed to expropriate a few feet of lumber from a local building site while the security person was making his morning pit stop to the Fiberglas portable potty.