Entertainment

… but for amateurs the best place to play was behind a fence or in a fort.

I was appalled and had to be taken away in an ambulance

The gentleman should high-five his way down the line. If he is over seventy, his fellow male theatre devotees should give him a standing ovation.

I can’t recall the square of the hypotenuse of a right angled triangle coming into a conversation too many times over the years. And if it did there was alcohol involved.

Granted it isn’t as easy as it used to be. It’s hard to tip your hat when it’s on backwards and hasn’t been off one’s head since the last shower