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I must say I have mixed opinions on the subject of senior sex. I am all for it if both participants are heavily insured.

I have learned that the health care of Canadians is not under the guidance of the nation’s health professionals as we once believed.

To the best of my knowledge I have never said anything that will live through the centuries, well maybe one. It was about brassieres.

To be honest I cannot remember who else was a recipient of this cherished award that evening since towards the end of the ceremony, we all fell down…

… the kids will have to sell the furniture sitting beside the For Sale sign on the lawn to raise enough money to bury you