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Having put several thousand colorectal surgeons out of work I must now move on.

I once dated a girl name Cecilia. She had a curfew but that didn’t matter because her mother never knew if she was out or not.

His most famous poem was The Daffodils, a piece of crap every captive school child has had to recite since he wrote the damn thing in 1807.

I am afraid using the lyrics of a song to describe your love may not be advisable in every circumstance and failure to examine the words closely could lead to serious injury, possibly death.