Jim Foster

The odd thing is I remember now that I thought about girls all the time, I just can’t remember why.

ShareA Geezer’s Notebook, By Jim Foster Now (finally) we get into the recipes that will impress your guests and almost

ShareA Geezer’s Notebook, By Jim Foster We begin the actual dinner lessons, the nitty-gritty shall we say, and if you

The great advantage of loading a tray with these surprisingly tantalizing snacks is they can be of any size and they contain absolutely nothing.

If you recall, just before you sat down to dine, and considerably before you killed that bottle of fine wine and threw up on the living room rug…

Swinging doors require hinges, hinges require screw nails, screw nails require a door frame, door frames require more wood.

Let us assume you have managed to expropriate a few feet of lumber from a local building site while the security person was making his morning pit stop to the Fiberglas portable potty.

“Really? Well don’t get too fond of him; we are putting the crazy old fart in a home.” “Really? Well don’t get too fond of him; we are putting the crazy old fart in a home.”

About 25 years ago I decided to try to ride a neighbourhood kid’s bike. It is one of the skills you never forget – or so they say.

Had I gone ahead with one brilliant idea I could be in serious trouble with the Children’s Aid Society.