Jim Foster

First Toyota began to make cars smaller and smaller. Then Nissan or Mazda added bucket seats.

One of the ushers had a bad reaction to the Pepsi in his rum….

The biggest problem for most of us at the drive-in was the lack of opportunity for romance. There were never less than four people in the car.

Barrie was a backward town in the 50s, much the same as it is today. They are nice folks, just a little, you know, slow.

Several whacko laws struck my fancy, but these winners would at least get honourable mention up here and honorable mention down there.

And finally, don’t be mean about money matters. A good wife never wastes her husband’s money. That is his job.

There is quite a large section in the manual entitled, Affectionately Addressed to Womankind, which should be discussed here.

Before we move on, one rule I found somewhat confusing and perhaps is out of date is don’t drink too much wine.

I just happened to mention that their fine product was hard to swallow and for all the good their suppositories did me I might as well have shoved them up…

Any solid matter removed from a cat’s litter box is definitely not reusable since almost all products processed through a cat are highly toxic and are usually classed as biological weaponry.Any solid matter removed from a cat’s litter box is definitely not reusable since almost all products processed through a cat are highly toxic and are usually classed as biological weaponry.