Jim Foster

… he will remember this column thinking, ‘I hope that jerk Foster isn’t out there. He knows next to nothing about jazz, or anything else by the looks of him.

If Donald Trump had one like that Stormy Daniels would have paid him $130,000.

peaking about the Bible and colons, the Toronto Star published a few pages of quotes by famous people who died in 2023. One of them was a statement by the well-known evangelical fruitcake and one-time Republican presidential hopeful, Pat Robertson,

I should have known that any ideas I get in bed will not work. They never have now that I think about it.

ShareA Geezer’s Notebook, By Jim Foster He stood there with a far-away look in his eye — like a wild

I remember that evening so well and so does my long-time pal and locker mate, Len Deverell. (It’s funny the things we remember.

What might have been a sterling idea when you are half asleep turns out to be amazingly stupid in the morning.

“Where in hell is the flippin’ bus?”

A birthday gift. Very good, now, when is the little tyke’s celebrating his birthday?

It was unfortunate that she was unable to grab a towel as she sailed through what was left of the roof before landing on the cake table at the Anglican Church bazaar.