Humour

I remember Bob for the strapping but also because the teacher said he would be the first Grade 8 pupil to vote. Bob fooled him and is now high up in Doug Ford`s cabinet.

I was never asked to sing again

You would think by now I would have become more aware of what is stylish and what combination makes a man look like an unmade bed.

…what I didn’t understand was that Dries weren’t against drinking alcohol if someone else was paying for it.

And was what was supposedly said on some auspicious occasion really what was said?

With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be cheerful. Strive to be happy.

Of course I was brought up in the United Church and we don’t approve of shenanigans like that at any time.

My sister once threw a hair brush at me, but I don’t remember it becoming an international incident; probably because she missed me.

I think we should have a coronation at least once a week, or failing that at least once every four years when we change councils from one group of ne’er-do-wells to another.

This particular jungle is semi-tropical and in the afternoon the temperature is in the 90s, but once the sun goes down it drops to the low 40s