Jim Foster

Bob McEown and Ron Janes brought a cow into one of the ground-floor rooms – not a good move.

One night a few years ago I was watching the same movie late at night and I remembered the words, which was remarkable since I couldn’t remember them when we put on the play.

…so I went down to the Legion sneaking back in for the finale. But by that time I was a little confused and sang the Impossible Dream from Man of La Mancha.

His folks just left him wandering around on an ocean liner late at night, no life jacket, no scuba mask and no flippers. How’s that for caring parents?

First Toyota began to make cars smaller and smaller. Then Nissan or Mazda added bucket seats.

One of the ushers had a bad reaction to the Pepsi in his rum….

The biggest problem for most of us at the drive-in was the lack of opportunity for romance. There were never less than four people in the car.

Barrie was a backward town in the 50s, much the same as it is today. They are nice folks, just a little, you know, slow.

Several whacko laws struck my fancy, but these winners would at least get honourable mention up here and honorable mention down there.

And finally, don’t be mean about money matters. A good wife never wastes her husband’s money. That is his job.