Jim Foster

Several whacko laws struck my fancy, but these winners would at least get honourable mention up here and honorable mention down there.

And finally, don’t be mean about money matters. A good wife never wastes her husband’s money. That is his job.

There is quite a large section in the manual entitled, Affectionately Addressed to Womankind, which should be discussed here.

Before we move on, one rule I found somewhat confusing and perhaps is out of date is don’t drink too much wine.

I just happened to mention that their fine product was hard to swallow and for all the good their suppositories did me I might as well have shoved them up…

Any solid matter removed from a cat’s litter box is definitely not reusable since almost all products processed through a cat are highly toxic and are usually classed as biological weaponry.Any solid matter removed from a cat’s litter box is definitely not reusable since almost all products processed through a cat are highly toxic and are usually classed as biological weaponry.

I was taught a priceless lesson that summer, a lesson that has been a guiding principle I have followed religiously all my life.

Whenever I see the 80-year-old CEO of some corporation with a beautiful blonde on his arm, I can’t help wondering if he is going to make a complete ass of himself later.

People do get attached to barnyard animals and I understand that, although getting all googly-eyed over a chicken does seem to be a trifle weird.

Once Australians figure out why the water in the toilet flushes the wrong way, it won’t be long before they get electricity and someday in the distant future, TV movies.