Entertainment

Whenever I see the 80-year-old CEO of some corporation with a beautiful blonde on his arm, I can’t help wondering if he is going to make a complete ass of himself later.

People do get attached to barnyard animals and I understand that, although getting all googly-eyed over a chicken does seem to be a trifle weird.

Once Australians figure out why the water in the toilet flushes the wrong way, it won’t be long before they get electricity and someday in the distant future, TV movies.

But what if a thousand years from now, all men look like Doug Ford? Or worse, what if they look like me?

I am offering (at no charge) a short quiz that will tell you if you are in any danger of spending the night in an 8’ X 8’ cell that once housed Al Capone.